It's thundering outside and I just came in from parking my scooter in its new parking spot. As I was walking in it struck lightning about 5 feet above my head apparently, judging from the deafening sound that actually made me think my time on earth was soon to come to a spectacularly flashy and unforeseen end. In response I swore out loud and did a maneuver that could be fairly and accurately called a full body dry heave, a la Elaine. Luckily no one was outside to witness the spectacle and exclaim, Sweet fancy Moses, although that would have been so worth it.
When I came in Amia said to me, "Big boom Husayn?". Yes, indeed, it was a big boom.